"And Just Jake was totally not about Jake Gyllenhaal, and I Will Eat Your Soul, Joe Jonas was completely about someone I made up. Tee-hee I like to knit."
In a vapid interview with Glamour Magazine, Taylor Swift reportedly said it "presumptuous" of John Mayer to think the "Dear John" song off her new album was about him. Keep in mind though, this girl writes a song about every guy she has ever done it bunny style with (get it?) and kind of sells her albums based on that fact. So the women folk can know who done her wrong in her latest two week relationship. In my day, we called these ladies "crazy bitches" but, ya know, times are a-changin.'"
Next probable song title: Why Conor Kennedy Why? I'm hiding in Your Basement and I Drilled a hole into the Ceiling so I can Watch you Poop. PLEASE LOOVVEE MEEE!! -It's totally gonna win a Grammy.
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