On "Anderson Live" today, Anderson Cooper put on his sassy pants and dished it out to the oversized vampire bat known as Star Jones.
When Andy Cohen (Anderson's co-host for the day) asked about Cooper's coming out, and how it affected his life, Cooper said that while on the whole (hehe) people were supportive, there was one person in particular who seemed to think that he just came out to boost ratings:
"The only thing that actually kinda annoyed me, and annoyed my mom...was Star Jones, of all people, who I haven't thought about in I don't know how long...I wasn't even aware she was on t.v. still...anyway, all of a sudden out of the blue...Star Jones said that this was a ratings ploy by me to boost ratings."
Cooper goes on to point out that this was annoying because he wasn't even on the air when he came out, and he "seems to remember" Star Jones hawking her wedding for free goods on "The View". He also said that when she was invited to "Anderson Live", she turned them down. When Andy Cohen voiced surprise because you think she would want to "hash it out" Cooper sniped that he was surprised because you she propbably wants "as much publicity as possible, given her pension for publicity"
The best part is, when Cooper tells Cohen he can be the moderator if she ever does come on the show, Andy Cohen almost shits a Mazel T-shirt out of excitement.
Here's the lesson kids: You don't go toe to toe with Anderson "I'ma rip your damn weave off your fat weird head" Cooper. Especially if your Star "My lunchlady arms keep getting caught in my Nissan Altima" Jones. He will verbally destroy you, and his eyes will turn you to stone. Try it-nobody's seen Toby the intern since he forgot Anderson Cooper's latte that time, and there's this weird new statue in the lobby...
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