From Laura Ashley: Mother and Child's Fall Campaign
If you are a limousine driver, and Lindsay Lohan asks you to pull over, you better do it! Apparently, that is what started the fight between Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina early this morning. When the driver refused to let her out, Lindsay called her father because he is so reliable and they always have had such a great relationship. And of course her father called the police. In any normal family, that would seem like the right thing for the father to do, but knowing Michael Lohan, I'm sure it was just a ploy to blow a situation way out of proportion and get attention. Just a guess. Wait, is "limo" a code word for dirty old beat up van? And is "limo driver" a code word for dirty old man who offered to pay Dina and Lindsay 5 dollars worth of crack if they ate Jello pudding snacks topless? I wonder if Lindsay doesn't like pudding snacks and that's why she wanted out of the van, I mean "limo." Just askin.'
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