Jessica Simpson's Parents are gettin' a dang ol' DEE-vorce

"Is it cuz I talked about our daughter's tits?  Gawl...you never let that one GO!"

American sweethearts Tina and Joe Simpson have announced that they are divorcing, according to Us Weekly.  They are soooo copying Kristen Stewart's parents you guys...what's next?  Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner?  Psshh...

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