Thursday, October 4, 2012

Screech is Worried About Lisa Turtle: Puh--leeze!



Dustin Diamond, who played Samuel "Screech" Powers on Saved By the Bell recently stated that he is concerned for his costar Lark Voorhies who played Lisa Turtle on said masterpiece. According to Lark's mother, she is suffering from bipolar disorder. Talk about embarrassing stuff your mom tells everyone about you. Anyway, Screech says that when they were filming commentary for a box set in 2003, almost 10 years ago mind you, he said "she wasn't the Lark I knew." You probably weren't the Screech she knew either, boy! Who'd a thunk Screech would grow up to make a disgusting sex tape and try selling t-shirts to save his house from foreclosure. Clearly things have changed for you since Bayside High. And if I may ask, why all this attention on Lark Voorhies? This isn't even like kicking a horse when they're down, this is like kicking a horse when they are nowhere to be found, draggin em out in public, pointing at it, and saying "Look, look, this horse that no one has really thought about in a while and may not even know, well, she's weird. Her mom said so. You're welcome!"

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