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| Still from VH1's Couples Therapy 2 |
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| Courtney Stodden's New Face |
Okay, so in "How did We let this Happen, Dear Sweet Jesus, HOW??!!" news, Doug Hutchison and his child bride/40 year old transvestite prostitute made their debut on VH1's Couples Therapy 2 because apparently there was a "1" that nobody knew about. This was much to the dismay of the other cast members, (Nik Richie?) as is usually the case when rooming with a pervert and his charge. Oh by the way, Doug Hutchison totally said when asked if he had kids that he's raising his wife!!! And still, no undercover cop hiding in the bushes to tackle him. I swear to God, this better all be an elaborate To Catch a Predator episode, because I just don't believe in my heart that America would let this old man back on television if not to ask him to "take-take a seat, that's right...what're ya doin' here Doug? What are all these wine coolers for?"
I think the saddest thing is that while this is marketed as a celebrity show, that circus pictured above is probably their biggest celebrity. You know your network is failing when Flava of Love seems like a fond, distant, memory, and all you have to peddle now is an actor who Hollywood wouldn't touch with a ten-foot Pol-anski (see what I did there? JK Roman, we love you over here), and his over-sexed blow up doll.
Let us not forget the good times; The Surreal Life, Strange Love, Rock of Love, & My Fair Brady. Those were truly the days of wine and roses.
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