Thursday, October 11, 2012

BREAKING: The VP Debate was basically The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Show

"You and your Christmas pageant dress shut the fuck up!"
"Old hag!"
-The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1/VP debate

The Vice-Presidential debate was tonight, and essentially consisted of interrupting, show-downing, and statistic pointing; stopping just short of weave-pulling.  Even after the ventrilaquist dummy from that Twilight Zone episode (that lifeless black hair...shudder) said they should stop interrupting each other, well dogone it, those crazy kids just kept at it.  The winner? Joe Biden all the way...if only for the fact that he used the term "malarky".

Joe Biden: Sex in a Brooks Brothers suit...ladies?

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