Tuesday, October 9, 2012

BREAKING: Brad Pitt is a Raving Douche

"What da fock is dis mon?  Is dis dick masta tryin' ta channel me?  Cuz if he is-dere is gonna be Funky Reggae Party on his face." -Bob Marley's ghost

   So here's Brad Pitt doing uh-whatever it is he does-(peyote? let's say peyote) for a photo accompanying an article in Interview Magazine about how he is such a family man even though, oh gee whiz, he's also such a hard worker with the films and production company, why gosh darnit ain't he a saint?  By the way, the interview was conducted by Guy Richie.  So basically, a director pretending to be a journalist interviewed a white actor pretending to be a black  singer...because that's how shit works now. 

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