Is Brad Pitt Serious?

This is a still from the most pretentious thing on earth...Brad Pitt's new Chanel No. 5 ad.  I urge you to watch the video if only to throw up after that big meal because, ladies, no one likes a bloated Betty.  The video is basically 30 seconds of Brad Pitt verbally cutting off his junk and handing it to Angelina Jolie, who I assume is in the back somewhere poring over a globe for a photo op: 

 "Oohh-Syria...I bet they'll love me there...BRAD! Bring round the Jolie-copter!  I gotta hankerin' for a write-off!"