Ben Flajnik and the winner (I guess? I don't know) Courtney whatser-name from The Bachelor have reportedly broken up. I'll just take those sleeping pills and that copy of The Belljar away from you and let that sink in. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY! IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! Here is their joint statement Via InTouch:
"After meeting over a year ago, we have decided to end our romantic relationship. The ups and downs weighed heavily on us both and ultimately we started to grow apart because of the distance, time apart, and our need to focus on our respective careers."
Careers? Really? What non-reality affiliated careers are these two going for here? I understand that the wookie one has a vinyard or something but the other one? Come on sweetheart.
COURTNEY: Hi, I'm here to audition for...
HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE: Bachelor Pad?
COURTNEY: No, no. I'm looking to have a career now. I want to branch out.
HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE: Well, we've got The Bachelorette, Bringing up Bachelors, The Real World Bachelors, and Here comes Bachelor Boo Boo.
COURTNEY: Uhhmm...
HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVE: Or you can be Courtney Stodden's fluffer...she's got dick for daaayssss.
COURTNEY: I'm in! Hollywood, here I come!
-How that will happen
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