Celebrities React to Hurricane Sandy Via Twitter; They Shouldn't

Lindsay Lohan seems to think that the hurricane is not a force of nature but rather a catty rival: "WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally). .? Stop projectin negativity! Think positive and pray for peace"  Take that Sandy! You're so off Lindsay's radar, she don't even know yo name!

Kirstie Alley meanwhile wants to communicate with the state of Maine: "hello Maine . . . Is the storm hitting around Camden Maine?? thank you" If you think that's bad, you should see Kirstie in front of the Maine Welcomes You sign on the highway.
Just because Larry King doesn't do his
CNN show anymore, doesn't mean he's stopped  asking
good questions: "Is #Sandy a boy or a girl?" We're gonna go
with Sandy being the first transgendered hurricane

Olivia Wilde thinks this whole natural disaster thing is just a social media conspiracy: "Were there this many hurricanes before Twitter? #justsayin" Were there this many stupid celebrities before Twitter?