Boner killers Gwenyth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz made a rap video in honor of Chelsea Handler for some reason, because they're like, totally funny and want to SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE PALTROW SHOVES FRENCH TELEVISION DOWN HER KID'S THROATS...APPLE! THAT SHOW BETTER BE EN FRANCAIS! IT IS MOTHER...EN FRANCAIS!!!!! OUI, MAMA THAT'S BETTER!!!
How did Gwenyth Paltrow get a hold of my computer? Why is she typing her commands to her children? OH SHIT...she's right behind me. Ahem...Frère Jacques, frère Jacques, Dormez-vous?Dormez-vous?
Is she gone?
No comments:
Post a Comment