Taylor Swift Willing Participant in Extreme Rich White People Activities



When asked why she approved of her grandson Conor's new squeeze, Taylor "Goes into relationships way too" Swift, Ethel Kennedy offered this response to PEOPLE: "You know what she really is? She's game" (What? Ethel thinks she's deer, because of that caught in the headlights look she always puts on. Oh. . . not that kind of game. Whew I was worried for a second). "She has never sailed before; she sailed" (Oh, that kind of game. Still worrisome). "She had never gone dragging before; she dragged. She played anything that everyone else was doing. And she was good at it and no fuss. And I'm happy that we'll be neighbors. I'm thrilled." Well, you know how that old saying goes, the quickest way into a guy's pants is through his grandmother.