Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Eva and Mark Are No Longoria Doing the Dirty Sanchez

See what I did there? Classic. Seriously though, I'm sad to report that Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez have split up after posing for the paparazzi together for several months. I really thought these two would last because they're both Mexican, and . . . they both have brown hair, probably because they're both Mexican. . . and um, they are both, uh....damnit, I'm out. 

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