Just Joyce

Joyce at the T.V.

So, I had some free time last night, so I tuned into the first episode, and then the second of the new season of Music Television's Jersey Shore. More like Jersey SNORE if you ask me. I missed the last season because I was doing a bid upstate, but apparently there have been a lot of changes with the cast members. For instance, Mike who likes to call himself "The Situation" is clean and sober. He decided to do this because he didn't like the way he was on drugs, but if you ask me, he's still an asshole, so maybe drugs aren't the problem. This brings me to another point, people too often use drugs and alcohol as a scapegoat, saying that it is why they are bad people. Maybe you are just a bad person, an asshole, a shithead with or without drugs, but at least when you have drugs, there is a reason for me to hang out with you, not that I do drugs everyday anymore. So anyways, he is trying to prove to his roommates that he is clean and sober by cooking for them. This is a good way to prove you are sober, using a stove, I one time almost burned down an entire wigwam village, baking flat bread when I was high on Peyote. So his roommates are wary of his intentions, and Jenni "J Woww" Farley claims it smells like "butthole" which I found to be a very rude comment. So basically, Mike cooking for everyone was the most exciting part of the two episodes. He's off drugs and alcohol, Snooki's pregnant, Vinny is trying to be celibate, and Pauly D inadvertently finds girls whose Aunt Flo is visiting to hook up with. Ay yi yi. What a bunch of jabonis. I also don't like how these guys are all holier than thou all of a sudden. Now that Mike is clean, he's trying to act like he knows how to appreciate things so much better, and how he can see people making mistakes. Recovering addicts are the worst people to be around. They are so freakin judgy, I can't stand it. It's so much better to be a covering addict, someone who does drugs but hides it. And so, Snooki says too, it would be trashy of her to go to the club since she's pregnant. Well, if there is one thing Snooki cannot be, it is trashy. I mean she is just the picture of feminine dignity. I mean come on! So I give new season of Jersey Shore no cat paw pumps, and three judgemental but not drug free eye rolls.