Monday, October 22, 2012

Hulk Hogan is a Raging Douchebag

Pull my finger...BROTHER

First off, let's just clear something up: the Hulk Hogan sex tape was a huge disappointment, and consisted mostly of him complaining like a bulimic teenage girl about how fat he feels.  I kid you not-he actually says "I'm such a fat pig" at one point.  Seriously.

Anywho...besides filing a federal lawsuit for $100 million for "damages to his reputation" ya know, because he had one of those,  the Bloated One has now filed another lawsuit against Bubba the Love Sponge and ex-wife (with whom he filmed the PSA announc-ahem-"sex tape") with.  According to Washed-up Mcbangseverybody, he didn't know he was being filmed.  Goshdarnit, he just thought he was having consensual swinger sex with his best friend's wife, while his best friend waited in another room...like a Real American-jerks. 

CONCLUSION:  At least he was for once not banging someone who looks like/might be his daughter/him in drag.

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