Dane Cook Sitcom Canceled before it Airs, Coked out Douchebags Mourn

"Funny" Man Dane Cook apparently had a sitcom that was slated to start mid-season, but was recently pulled by NBC, according to TVLine.  The show, named Next Caller was to take place at a radio call-in show, and also star Jeffrey Tambor and Ryan Devlin.

Now, I actually think it kind of sucks to have a show pulled before it even premieres.  Especially one with sex machine Jeffrey Tambor.  This could only mean one thing: Somebody got a hold of Employee of the Month!  I thought we burned every copy in the world!  That's it...I need some plutonium, a working flux capacitor, and 1.21 gigawatts...because where we're going-we don't need roads...*passes out on desk*