Lena Dunham Signs Book Deal for 3.5 Million Dollars. File this under. . .Things that make us want to run around the room screaming our heads off, then projectile vomit, then stomp around in said vomit and run headfirst into the wall

Lena Dunham has just inked a 3.5 million dollar book deal with Random House for a collection of essays. In a related note, there will be a conference coming up for presidents of publishing houses on the dangers of dropping acid. Apparently it's still a huge problem. Anyways, Dunham's book is entitled Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's Learned. I'll tell you what I've learned from this. Have the right parents get you into the right place and you will have all the money in the world to buy stupid sweatshirts!!! Listen, we here at Tasteless Entertainment do not begrudge anyone success. . . Except Lena Dunham!!