Yeah, I'll fuckin' say...
So, on Katie Couric's new show-I think it's called Who the Fuck Cares? With Katie Couric, she had Kate Gosselin on as a guest (that's right-if you interview world leaders and heads of state, apparently nobody will remember you're a respected journalist and just throw this trainwreck on your couch)-to talk about her new and improved "attitude toward life", and to basically blame her eight kids for her divorce. Because shooting enough fertility juice into your ass to populate an African country was totally all their fault. Assholes. And FYI, television producers...this pile of plastic and shame is "hopeful" she will get a new reality show that "documents her search for love."
Line up fellas, she's got a stomach like a physical map of Europe and eight kids to boot! Oh, but the mystical man at the antique shop said you can't expose her to light, get her wet, and most importantly, don't feed her after midnight. My Gawd, Mogwais are SO NEEDY! -tagline for her new dating show, Kate Misbehavin'.
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