Mila Kunis Named Sexiest Woman Alive: So it says in the Ancient Tomes

The Council of the Elders of Esquire did met and hath so put forth the decree:

Hear ye, hear ye, be ye nobleman or serf, king or baron, let it be known through the land: Mila Kunis is Sexiest Woman Alive.  May she serve her post well, and may God keep her always.  At least until next year when we elect a new sweet young thang.  Am I right fellas?  heh heh heh.