"My boobs are too big and amazing...waaahhh."
In a new interview with Lucky Magazine (That's still around? Good-good for them) Sofia Vergara opens up about how she's jealous of Gisele Bundchen's tiny figure, saying that if she wore a tiny tank top like Gisele, she would look like a "fat stripper" or "pregnant".
Because if there is one thing all guys look for, it's a woman's ability to throw on a tank top. "No, no tits for me, please, I would really fancy the braless anorexic in the tank top, thanks...those ribs! Roowwrrr."
All I'm saying is: Tom Brady hates milk. Case closed.
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