Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Nicki Minaj Doesn't Like Mariah Carey, America: "No Shit"

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In a move everybody saw coming, Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey lost their shit during an American Idol audition and started screaming at and threatening each other...seriously, FOX?  Did you really not expect that?    According to the Daily Mail, Carey called Minaj a bitch, and Minaj threatened to knock Carey out.  Oh, and Ryan Seacrest had this to say:
              
                      "It got heated between Nicki and Mariah," admitted Seacrest, who was outside the auditorium during the dust-up. "It was intense! I'll be honest with you . .. It went far last night. It did get intense."

  I seriously urge you to watch the video on TMZ, if only to watch Keith Urban's reaction of throwing up his arms like a worn out mother of one bloated, overrated, entitled diva and one (maybe psychotic-Roman's Revenge anyone?) candy wigged elf.  But what I like best is how blatant it was of FOX to put Mariah Carey on the show with any other woman younger than her.  You know she's just like Joan Crawford in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? so yeah, putting her at a table with an attractive, younger woman was a totally sane idea.  In no time Nicki Minaj is going to show up to tapings with wire hanger marks on her arms, and Mariah Carey will be all like "Oh you poor dear, did you walk into a door again?  Tell the people how you walked into a door." *strokes her Hello Kitty doll in a sinister manner, tries to swivel chair, then remembers this isn't "The Voice."

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