Drew Barrymore gives birth to baby girl! 

(Don't get too excited. She named her Olive)

Listen, I love olives, black and green.

But to give it as a name is just plain mean.

Olives in food is great, like salads or hummus from Sabra,

But to name a baby Olive, is like naming her Esther or Barbara.

You have a name that is cool, Drew,

Why not spread the love? Nobody should be named Olive until they are Eighty-two!