Sunday, January 13, 2013

The 70th Annual Golden Globes; Celebrities Jerk off On Each Other, Dullness and Incoherent Speeches Ensue

Oh, and Lena Dunham ate EVERYBODY.  She's gross, you see.

RUNDOWN:

-Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig try really really hard (not really) to be funny, but just end up pissing off Tommy Lee Jones.

-There was some running inside joke with hosts Amy Pohler and Tina Fey that presenters didn't really seem into.

-Lena Dunham manages to win two awards for Girls (I'm guessing she threatened to butcher someone's family) and also manages to completely insult the more deserving nominees while her fat ass was threatening the integrity of the stage.

-Jodi Foster made a cryptic and overall odd speech that went nowhere, but she said something about a talking stick?

-I realized I was missing re-runs of Newhart for this crap and hightailed it over to TV Land.  Oh yeah, Les Miserables and Argo won something important.  Here's some pictures of the circle jerk that is the Golden Globes:

TLJ during the Kristen Wiig/Will Ferrell abortion.





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