Like most people, I had no idea who the fuck Rita Ora was until I found out she dated Rob Kardashian, then I was like "Oh! he must have met her at a special ed mixer, isn't that nice?" Come to find out, she's a 22 year old British mixture of Rihanna and M.I.A. who will fuck just about anything that moves, which brings me to the headline. She totally climbed that hill-Jonah Hill that is (badda bum). Apparently, sleeping with Jonah Hill was the straw that broke the douchebag's back, and that's when Rob Kardashian broke up with her. Oh-and she also banged 20 other guys before that-because she's classy.
Rita Ora's vagina: the Buckingham Palace of lady parts.
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