Friday, January 11, 2013

Britney Spears Dumped by Helper-err I mean Boyfriend

Wait-now she's gonna have to learn how to use the toilet?  BY HERSELF??!?

So basically, Jason Trawick submitted his resignation as conservator, boyfriend, and altogether special helper to profoundly retarded Britney Spears.  Sad thing is, she never saw it coming-because Dora the Explorer was on and you just can't get her attention without some candy or a whistle.  

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