"The new master race will have dead eyes, gargantuan asses, and hair 'neath their armpits and noses that you can hide from the allied forces in." -Kris Jenner's hidden journal.
Because poor Robert Kardashian sure can pick 'em...his widow, Ellen released his journals to In Touch magazine, you know, because she's a good person who does things for good, noble reasons. She should have a latte with Courtney Love. Anyway...in these journals, Robert Kardashian basically says what everyone already knew, that his ex-wife Kris was a terrible, awful, fame-whoring wench, with the additional fun fact that she beat her children and left them alone on Christmas to go blow some golfer. Here are some warm and fuzzy quotes, via In Touch:
"Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]" -Aug. 24, 1989
"She doesn't leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn't care! She left [the] kids and screwed all night!" -Dec. 15, 1989 (referring to affair with Todd Waterman)
"I was home alone with 4 kids." -Dec. 25, 1989 (I guess she was with Todd Waterman?)
The Kardashian Klan has since denied the beatings, and called Ellen "trash", which is really the sex tape calling the kettle black if you ask me, also, while it is super tacky to release your late husband's journals because you're bankrupt, it was still Robert who wrote them, so it's kinda flimsy for the Kardashian sisters to deny this stuff happening. Hmmm...strong evidence pointing in one direction, but still the Kardashians denying something-why does this sound so damn familiar? and why does an image of a white Bronco keep popping into my head?
In conclusion: what can you do? Oh yeah, beat them and make money off theirsex tapes reality shows, because if there is one thing that Kris Jenner knows, it's how to use her spawn to defend her exploiting, slut-bag, leech ass business, it's business and class.
In conclusion: what can you do? Oh yeah, beat them and make money off their
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