This should come as no surprise to anyone who studies trends in Hollywood. Single, distressed actress, this is a recipe that calls for Harry Morton, the 31-year-old son of Peter Morton who owns Morton's the Steak House, and is co-founder of the Hard Rock Cafe. Harry owns the so appetizinly monikered Pink Taco Mexican restaurants. Harry's super power is sensing desperate women, and dating them for a few minutes. Among those dated, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Aniston (post John Mayer, when she was in a weird place, we're not calling you desperate Jen, just confused). Who knows, maybe this relationship will last, at least longer than that Vito Schnabel debacle. Who knows what will happen when her pink taco meets his harry morton. Besides a Herpes reunion.
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