Because Alex P. Keaton don't fuck around, Michael J. Fox told Taylor Swift in no uncertain terms to keep her dirty, syphilis-ridden Kennedy compound of a vagina the hell away from his son. Via E!News:
"No. No, just back off." Fox said "I don't keep up with it all," Fox told Vulture.com when asked at a book party about the idea of Swift dating 23-year-old Sam. "But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?"
When the reporter answered in the affirmative, Fox replied, "What a way to build a career."
Prodded further, Fox said, "I wouldn't even know who she was" if she showed up at his house on his son's arm. But he'd probably put two and two together, he added, upon the release of the inevitable breakup tune.
"'Sam, You Piece of S--t,'" Fox joked, imagining his reaction. "'Oh...that was the girl you brought home!'"
Fucking sweet, not only did this sly Fox manage to subtly downplay Swift's career, but also to basically say that she's KINDA a whore. Long live the FOX!
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