Because Fame Whoring Doesn't Just HAPPEN, People...

Uhm...yeah.

Not to be outdone by her "Tampa Socialite" twin, Natalie Khawam held a press conference for absolutely no reason with Satan's Stepmom Gloria Allred by her side the other day.  It's pretty unclear why she felt she needed to hold a press conference, especially since she gave no details on the Petraeus scandal. Even more unclear is why she needed a lawyer to stand next to her while she basically just talked about how her sister is her best friend and then pretty much mangled the rules of tennis. 

Smart money is on these broads are getting a Bravo reality show and day now.  It will be called Slagathors of Sunset and they will have catchy intro music.  So sayeth the elders. 

Here is the video of the press conference.  It's just a hoot.  Ignore the fact it may be taped off someone's t.v. and enjoy the fact that this is what happens when the head of the C.I.A. is about as savvy as a seventeen year old behind the bleachers.