Monday, November 26, 2012

Amanda Bynes to Sanity: Get the Fuck Outta Here

Amanda Bynes joined Instagram...so get ready for a lot more of these.  Of course, in a months time, the turban will be replaced with a pile donkey shit and the phone will be a block of wood she widdled from a bigger block of wood while the townspeople looked on in horror. 

"She widdled and widdled into the night, until there was nothing left.  Maw called in the children for supper, but they just sat and stared at the beast until she started to sing a haunting tune of times past...'Amanda-manda-manda-manda-manda shhhoooowwwwww' she sang.  Was there for weeks she was, 'til the po-lice came and snatched her up with a net."

-Excerpt from The Dust Bowl: The Amanda Bynes Story By Ken Burns.

Lest we forget



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