Ariel Winter PROBABLY gonna be the Next Lindsey Lohan

If I keep smiling, she won't eat me.

Because everyone knows nothing can go wrong when you are a child star, Ariel Winter from Modern Family (the one with the glasses) has been in court recently because apparently her mother is the thing that eats your child's dreams and shits out sadness.  Via People:


The long-brewing family drama exploded at an Oct. 3 emergency guardianship hearing, where mother and daughter traded incendiary allegations, according to a newly released court transcript that contains previously unreported claims.
Among them, an attorney for Gray alleged that Ariel had come close to being fired from the ABC comedy several times "because of the mother's harassment and interference."
She has been a terror on the set," lawyer Michael Kretzmer told Los Angeles Superior Court judge Michael Levanas. "The producers and others there have expressed grave concern."

He said he had "detailed horror stories" from cast members.

"They're having to sneak this child food because the mother deprives the child of food," Kretzmer claimed, according to the transcript, adding that the allegations were immediately reported to the county's Department of Children and Family Services.

He then held up his iPhone to the judge, showing a photo of Winter.

"The child looks 10 years older than her sister and is dressed up to show off her breasts and otherwise," Kretzmer said. "And the mother does not let the child out of the home without being dressed in a particular way, which is highly inappropriate for a child of this age."

He added, "The child is, apparently, slapped, hit, pushed – not so as to leave marks. Mother is smart enough not to do that," according to the transcript.

First off-who says 'mother' like that?  Who hired Norman Bates to be their lawyer?  Secondly, there is nothing funny about alleged child abuse, but I'm pretty sure Hollywood has given us fair warning with fireside horror stories like "The Legend of Dina Lohan and the Mad Orange Coke Binge" and "Macaulay Culkin: Love Slap."
CONCLUSION: Stage parents are fucking crazy and will ruin your life.  Except for that Honey Boo Boo mom-that bitch is all right.