You Can Take the Douche out of Canada, But you Can't...Uh-Justin Bieber is a Dick Okay?

So apparently, because he is the unholiest of douche, Justin Bieber egged his neighbor's house the other day, because-why not?  But I am sure he didn't count on getting butt fucked by the incident later-by a big guy named Rick, yes, but not by this.  Via Fox:

How much damage can an egging cause? Apparently about $20,000 if the home that is egged is in the ultra-luxurious neighborhood of Calabasas, Calif., where Justin Bieber lives.

The Los Angeles County Sherriff’s Department raided the home of the bowl-haired-cutie-turned-troublemaker to try and determine if the singer and his friends pelted eggs at a neighbor’s house, causing damage to its façade.
If they determine he did, the 19-year-old may have bigger fish (or eggs) to fry, several lawyers told FOX411. We’ve learned the star could face jail time and even possible deportation—back to Canada.  
“California does not take vandalism lightly. If the damage is $400 or more, the person can be charged with a felony and the person can face anywhere between one to three years in jail, in addition to having to pay fines and penalties,” L.A.-based lawyer Anahita Sedaghatfar told FOX411.
And belieb it or not, Selena Gomez’s on-again-off-again beau isn’t a U.S. citizen, so it turns out he could be forced back to his chilly homeland, worst-case scenario.

And this also happened...

So far, law enforcement has released little information about what was found during the Bieber house raid. His friend Lil Za, whose real name is Xavier Smith, was arrested during the search for a felony narcotics charge. The Sherriff’s Dept. initially identified the drug found as cocaine, but they later said it needed to be tested to determine the exact substance.
After he was arrested, Smith allegedly damaged a phone in a jail booking cell and was charged with felony vandalism. He was released on $70,000 bail at about 8:15 p.m. on Tuesday.

Egging houses and harboring fugitives...looks like Justin Bieber is really growing up.  Sniff...It seems like just yesterday he was just a little cum stain that made his way into creepy middle-aged dude's hearts.  Oh yeah-teenage girls like him too.  Maybe-probably not.  Let's stick with creepy guys.  For Now.