Michael Bay is a Little Bitch, You Say?

 

Why yes...yes he is.

This is a picture of Michael Bay right before he threw a grade-A bitch fit at  Samsung's CES event.  Via Business Insider:

Director Michael Bay introduced Samsung's new massive 150-inch curved TV set at CES today, flubbed his lines halfway through his speech, and then inexplicably walked off stage.

He was supposed to have a scripted conversation about TV and big, bold images in movies.
He was introduced with some "Transformers" footage, walked on stage, and then began talking about how he creates worlds ... and then stopped. He sank into silence. He said something about not being able to see the monitor. Perhaps he was referring to the teleprompter.
And then he said "I'm sorry ..." and he walked off stage, leaving Samsung exec Joe Stinziano, EVP of Samsung America, to ad lib his way out of it.
Totally bizarre.
Stinziano was a pro: He tried to prompt Bay into ad libbing and just talking like a normal human being about how a curved TV might improve movies. But Bay wasn't having it. He just walked off.

It's good to know that someone who directs actors for a living cannot himself even function like a normal human being for an evening while basically talking about his bread and butter.  This just proves my theory though-Michael Bay is a just a human sized tampon.  I've heard the stories.  When you take off his Michael Bay mask and douche jackets, he is just a super-intelligent government developed off-brand tampon.