Thursday, January 9, 2014

Sounds Like Somebody is High off Their Own Supply

This is just extremely weird. In 2007, Aaron Paul was a guest of a guest at the Prince of Brunei's 25th birthday party outside of London. Just go with it okay. So at said party, Aaron tells the new issue of Details that he made friends with the prince and princesses by chasing sheep around the castle. "Me and the prince and princesses Azemah and Fazilah, all put on these mud boots and chased the animals" (my index finger is pointing and swirling beside my head, while my eyes roll in a googly manner). That, however, is not even the strangest part of the night. Apparently, before Mr. Paul was to retire to his chambers after a night of animal chasing, he was summoned by the prince to the library, where none other than Michael Jackson was holding court. Aaron says he and the King of Pop discussed their upbringings and did a shot together. Yeah, okay. See this is what happens when you play Clue, listen to Thriller, and watch Hee-Haw all at the same time, after you have dropped acid with the guys at the mini mart. Shit gets confused.

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