Thursday, January 23, 2014

Too Fast, Too Drunk: Justin Bieber Arrested for DUI and Drag Racing

What a MO-ron! Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday morning in Miami Beach. He was pulled over for speeding after leaving a club, and then proceded to fail a sobriety test. After initially being pulled over, Bieber was not cooperative, questioning why he was stopped, at which point the police officer smelled alcohol on the pop tart. Bieber was arrested for resisting without violence, then at the station, they determined he was under the influence. He admitted to smoking marijuana, driniking, and taking prescription pills. You know Justin, I used to feel sorry for you, but you are a total menace unleashed on us by Canada, full of bad music and lethal driving. Seriously, you could have killed someone! 

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