So according to Us Weekly, Johnny Depp (50) and Amber Heard (27) are engaged-which might be what made Vanessa Paradis get that Lionel Richie hairdo the other day.
"Oh non mon ex-huzband is engaged now to confoozed and lezbieen Americain whore? What will I do now? Oh hellloo Brillo Pad-please do let me bring you az model in salon. Bibliotech."
-Vanessa Paradis; actual quote.
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