Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Without a Trace

(photo courtesy of knixcountr.com)

We are definitely a little late on this story, but we wanted to give it our full journalistic attention in tackling it, or we were splayed out on our couch in our hidey-hole watching re-runs of Designing Women and eating Pirate Booty. Believe what you want. Anywhoo, Trace Adkins, under the arrow up there, he's a country singer but known to most people above Mason-Dixon as winner of Celebrity All-Star Apprentice. Well Trace, got into a fight with his impersonator, next to him up there, known to most people everywhere as a weirdo. Apparently, Trace and his impersonator have had some issues in the past, and they were recently stuck on a Country Cruise ship together. Not sure why you would need an impersonator if you had the real thing, but whatever. Apparently Trace is a recovering alcoholic and had some drinks on the ship before his fight with himself. He was so distraught, he abandoned ship in Jamaica to do some rehab. Now his fans who were left on the ship are upset that the only consolation they get for Trace leaving are free concert tickets and watered-down well drinks. The cruise should have been smarter in this situation--make the impersonator really earn his money and perform as Trace, and serve free not-watered down well drinks, and nobody would have even noticed Trace was gone.


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