Thursday, January 2, 2014

So J-Wow is Pregnant, Don't Pretend To Care, I know You Don't

 
In what I can only assume is some sort of Darwinian practical joke from above, Jenni "JWow" Farley is knocked up.  In other news...who pissed God off?  I'm lookin' at you, Duck Dynasty.  Via ABC: 

 
“Jersey Shore” star Jennifer “JWoww” Farley, 27, and fiance Roger Mathews, 37, announced Wednesday that JWoww was pregnant with their first child.
The reality star posted a picture of the sonogram on her website with the caption, “We couldn’t have wished for a better gift this Christmas!”
Naturally, fellow “Jersey Shore” alums wanted to give their friend a big congratulations on her first baby.

JWoww even posted the advice Snooki had texted to her.
“Sleep safe, keep hydrated, no Advil or Aleeve,” Snooki wrote, and “No pushing on the toilet either.”
Snooki always says just what’s on her mind.

In all seriousness, congrats the the orange couple.  It does my heart good to see people who can't work a television set or master the English language somehow manage to fine tune the finer mechanics of baby-making.

Mazel.

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