For another glamorous night, Hollywood got to jerk each other off and jizz in all of our faces. It should also be noted that throughout the fart-sniffing evening EVERY freakin' winner's acceptance speech went over and stomped all over the "get the fuck off the stage" music. Because goddamit, every person these people ever brushed up against in a Starbucks WILL be thanked or my name isn't Hollywood McI'madouche! CHRIST!! I must say though, that when Diane Keaton accepted the Lifetime Achievement Award for Woody Allen, she brought senility on stage to a whole new level. A delicious level that included rambling, awkward stances and of course, singing. Oh Keats...always trying to one up Jon Voight-you crazy kids. Please enjoy these random photos from the awards-or don't-I'm not your mother. Yet.
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