Wow-kinda already looks like he went through the ringer...
March 3
It has already been a fortnight since I traversed the labia region to try to find my freedom, but to no avail. At every turn, there is disease, the bodies of my brothers, and the fallen cities that used to stand here proudly. Hope is lost, as I am now expecting to only see more death and despair. If anyone finds this journal, tell my family that while it was a foolish notion for me to try to unearth ancient treasures in Taylor Swift's vagina, at least my demise will bring the knowledge of the nasty-ass destruction that lay here.
-Ed Sheeran's Journal
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