Thursday, March 7, 2013

Liam Hemsworth Cheated on Miley Cyrus

It's like my grandmother always said..."Honey, once they start to look like Billy Idol on a bender-you cheat on that bitch..."

Apparently Johnny Rotten Miley Cyrus has been spotted with no engagement ring on amid rumors that Liam Hemsworth cheated on her with Emma Watson?  Really dude?  All right whatever-you must like weird accents....anyway-the two deny the reports that the wedding is off but we all know how this is gonna turn out:

Miley: "Dang it Liam did y'all cheat on me with that dang ol' funny talkin' Harry Potter wizard?"
Liam: "Yes."
Miley: "Consarnit!  Now I gotta dang ol' marry my dad again.  Y'all want som possum?"

I am a trained script writer and sensitivity trainer.   

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