Shocker.

Stacy, you smell too much like a woman, I wish you'd wear that 

                               Axe Body Spray I got you for your birthday.

So apparently, according to UsWeekly, George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Kiebler are headed for a breakup after a year and a half of taking pictures together at awards shows and events. They have come to the conclusion that they have very little in common.  But we think maybe it's just that they have too much in common. Eh, eh, see where I'm going with this? Yeah, really bad gas. It's broken many couples up. Just sayin'.