According to The National Enquirer (who by the way, are right a lot more than you think), Slagathor the First up there liked to make sex tapes with guys she was cheating on her husband with. When Robert Kardashian overheard her talking about one of her homemade videos, he apparently asked her about it, and she laughed it off. He then went to O.J. Simpson for advice.
Huh-so there's a Kris Jenner sex tape, or more likely, Laser Disc out there. Lemme tell you, the unlucky bastard who happens upon that thing and accidentally watches it is going to have to learn how to live his life with a penis that just up and ran away. "You sick fuck-what am I supposed to do with this? I'm gonna move in with my real dad!"
Huh-so there's a Kris Jenner sex tape, or more likely, Laser Disc out there. Lemme tell you, the unlucky bastard who happens upon that thing and accidentally watches it is going to have to learn how to live his life with a penis that just up and ran away. "You sick fuck-what am I supposed to do with this? I'm gonna move in with my real dad!"
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