Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Jason Segel and Michelle Williams Split


This is very sad. Apparently Jason and Michelle split because of her hectic touring schedule, and he feels she is spending too much time reminiscing about the good ol' days with Destiny's Child, thoughts spurred on by her recent Super Bowl Halftime performance with her old group. Oh, wait, the white Michelle Williams, oh that's who he went out with? Oh okay, well, the odds just weren't in their favor from the start. I mean the fact that he so much taller than her must be very awkward, like you know, any minute you're gonna be stopped by the police for kidnapping. Uh, and it's gotta be hard for her to deal with the fact that he used to date someone in Destiny's Child.





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