Last week, Us Weekly ran some fun, drunken excerpts from Real Housewife Brandi Glanville's new book, Drinking & Tweeting (I shit you not). Basically, it detailed how the Skeletor-esque super slut LeAnn Rimes basically fucked Brandi's husband, Eddie Cibrian right in front of her on a double date. (Brandi, LeAnn, and Eddie-sounds like an old Jerry Springer episode, am I right ladies? And do hillbilly observations turn you on? No? All right then-back to the story I go-put away your pepper spray). ANYWHO-it turns out that Brandi had cheated on Eddie a bunch of times before he got all country LeAnn Rimes. I knew it-who would willingly get down with that Special Olympian? An (I'm guessing reputable) source says that Brandi even cheated on Eddie six weeks after the birth of their son. Ew.
So, basically, Brandi Glanville cheated on Eddie Cibrian who in turn cheated on her with a sheet of drywall. And of course, now a forty year old woman named Brandi is considered a memoirist for writing all about her husband's cheating. I smell Pulitzer...or stank vag-you know what? It's the vag.
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