Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Emily Maynard is Super Bummed She Didn't Get Asked to Be on DWTS; Is Retarded Apparently

Emily Maynard
What a sad little kitten...

You know you've made it in Hollywood when you get asked to dance on a show exclusively for the washed up likes of Andy Dick, D.L. Hughley, and whomever else washed ashore that day.  But Emily Maynard (I know, I had to look her up too) is "angry" she didn't get asked to be on Dancing with the Stars.  Someone should probably let her know that banging dudes on television under the guise of a dating show won't necessarily get you the starpower you need to clumsily pretend to dance while your partner silently tries to kill you with his eyes, unless you're a gypsy spawned douche bucket or a vagina with a wig.

Your move television...

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