Angelina Jolie Has Terrible Breath-And a Huge Vagina, Never Forget the Huge Vagina

Because drinking the blood of the innocent can give you stank ass breath, Brad Pitt reportedly gave Angelina Jolie 'Eat Whatever' breath mints, (a high class vegan mint for Hollywood retards) for Valentine's Day.  Via UsWeekly:

           "It's sort of a joke...and not", said a source close to the superstar couple tells UsWeekly..."He always teases her that she has bad breath."

I once got a girl mints for Valentine's Day and she kneed me in my groin and told me I was a faggot.  I haven't talked to mom since.