Saturday, February 23, 2013

Dress Fights to Free Itself From Lindsay Lohan's Body

       

There's only so many times, we can say it people; if you do business with Lindsay Lohan, you will
get burned, even if you use the restroom after her, you're gonna somehow lose money, dignity, sanity,
it's just inevitable. In the latest case (that we are aware of) Lindsay borrowed a 1,750 dollar dress
by designer Theia from celebrity stylist Philip Bloch. She wore the dress to some amFAR benifit,
as in "I amFAR from reliable" on February 6. Per UsWeekly, Lindsay ripped the floor length
dress at a club, and not wanting to wear a ripped dress, oh my how tacky, she very
sensibly and coherently we are sure, turned it into a fancy shirt. In a weird twist, the dress was actually
obtained by Charlie Sheen for Lindsay. Wow, talk about insulting, when Charlie Sheen goes
out of his way to put clothes ON you, you know something's wrong. Sheen even offered to pay for half
of the dress if she wanted to buy it.  Lindsay might take him up on that now, I think I know which half she'll want to pay for.

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