So ever since Amanda Bynes discovered the magical self-absorbtion of Twitter, we have been treated to daily selfies of her in various stages of undress, insanity, and ill-delivered self-loathing. These are some of the latest masterpieces she has posted, in which she points out that she needs to lose 35 pounds. The first picture bpasted the caption "About to put on makeup!" which begs the question-for whom? For whom will you be putting on makeup for today, oh trainwreck of Nickelodeon? Twill it be the imaginary friends who tell you to shave your head? Or the magical voice in your head that threatens to sue major publications even though you have no lawyer? Oh, my dear, dear, crazy buttercup-is it for more selfies? Ah, yes-the selfies that plague the internet like the locusts of yore. Those bleached blonde, lightspeed crazy, fake titted locusts...
I knew dressing her up as her own stalker would come back to haunt us.
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